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The bestest friend and would never betray you. Also quite cute. You could be bestfriends for ever ngl. Did i mention they're cute? Very shy and insecure
Oh i've been talking with someone very shy. Oh that must be blanket<3
When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!
Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?
Noah: No, man what happened?
Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!
Noah: Radical.
A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape
Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"
Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."
Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
When one orders a pizza, and lays the warm box on their chest as they eat it; keeping them warm in the process...
I'm going to go home and watch netfix and lay under my pizza blanket.
A shot of bourbon, that will keep you warm on the inside
Man it’s cold outside, I need a little Kentucky blanket