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1. bOn rA-zur: noun: (ety: Fre > Ger > Eng) A total babe that induces an extreme state of "boner"
i.e. "Yep, I agree, Shawn's mom is a total bone raiser."
2. bOn rA-zur: pr. noun: (ety: Fre > African Clicky Language > Lat > Ebonics > Eng) A pornographic film fabled to have been created in the late romantic period. It's actual existence is debated and it is believed by many, simply to be a myth. Those that believe in it agree that it sparked the post-modern movement, beat poetry, Seinfeld, and the conception of Kelley Clarkson. The film was loosely based on the plot of the popular horror film of the early romantic period, "HELLRAISER". Watching a mere 3 seconds of "BONERAISER" will immedeatly cause an explosive orgasm, followed by a violent bloody shart, spontaneous human combustion and a mild sore throat--leading to one's imminent DOOM. It is rumored a few copies of the film remain hidden in the African Congo, Somewhere off the coast of Sicily and in underdeveloped regions of Salt Lake City Utah.
i.e. "Boneraiser II sucked compared to bone raiser I, cause Shawn's mom refused to star in the second one.
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(adj) used to describe a tattoo of highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.
(noun) a term used to encompass a single piece or group of tattoos of the highest quality, sharpest lines and utmost attention to detail. Typically acquired from the shop of the same name.
"That tattoo on your arm is Bones' Resurrection all day long!"
"Damn girl, that's a Bones' Resurrection you got going on! That tat is HOT!"
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The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.
Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"
John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)
Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"
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At the bar last night, he asked me if I would come home with him and gnaw on the bone.
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Another name for boxers, briefs, underwear, underpants, chonies, undies, knickers, tightie whities, and skivvies.
Time to change my bone chones!
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1) A member of the douche bag family that generally lacks social skills. Spends most nights concocting roofie cocktails and masturbating into their popped collars.
2) A primordial or lesser evolved douche bag
1) My girlfriend's neighbor was a total bone dragon, always hitting on her when I wasn't around. I had to slay him.
2) Look at that bone dragon acting like he's hot shit. He's got his Best Buy shirt collar popped.
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A bone inside the penis i.e. something that's non existent or extremely hard to find.
It's probably easier to find the "cock-bone" than Osama alive
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