chukka boots

Garish colored cowboy boots that curl way UP at the toe, looking similar to elves shoes. Generally worn by Mexicans at quarterhorse races, particularly match races. Most often accompanied by a matching belt of exotic animal skin and cowboy hats that double as taco holders. Wearers are most often followed by a broodmare with a muffin-top body stuffed into too tight jeans & litter of ill-mannered children that throw their garbage on the ground next to a trash can.

Lupita: Why is that guy with the chukka boots giving me the mexican eye fuck?

Bob: I don't know. Why did you drag me to these stupid ass match races. BTW, is that gravel on your back?

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toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.

i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.

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Moon Boot

The recepticle into which a space dock takes place

He slipped that frozen turd into my Moon Boot........

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boot face

For someone to have a face, the shape of the soul of a shoe or boot.

Trev Jones from Hartlepool has a prime example of a boot face.

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Boot-Legger

1. An 80-year-old Pirate who steals your virginity after teaching you tales of the sea.

2. An 80-year-old Teacher who should be hanging off a cliff without any balls

1. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could steal her eye patch.

2. Mrs. Hori is such a fucking boot-legger. I wish I could rip out her vagina

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Boot Chob

To put someone in the trunk or \"boot\" of your car.. take them to some remote place and Slash/Chob them up. Hence the name boot chob.

lets boot chob this wee dick and bury him in the braes.

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cowboy boots

boys, if you wanna attract girls like me (which you probably don't), you should try wearing cowboy boots. yes, you heard me. COWBOY BOOTS. maybe its just me, but it's INSANELY hot if you wear them. and im not talking temperature wise.
feel free to take this advice :D

me: yesterday in class i saw this dude wearing cowboy boots and i CANNOT stop thinking about him ksuhgfkribauhl
friend: jeez is it really that great?
me: y e s

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