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An inexperienced bowl smoker who would make mistakes that the owner of the pipe can only laugh at... unless it involves breaking the bowl of course. If you break it, assume you bought it.
1) Bowl Noobs fail to corner the bowl when they light it, torching more surface area; or fail to pass the lighter (or worse the bowl)
2) tap the glass bowl on a glass or otherwise clashing hard surface to try to clear the ash (use a pick to scrape)
3) handle your glassware in any other way that makes the old hats cringe
4) fail to hold the carb shut while drawing the pipe, and/or leave uncleared smoke in the chamber
5) fail to pull out the slide/pull/bowl after drawing from a water pipe (aside from leaving the chamber uncleared) this makes air kickback from water pushing back up tt the bowl, spilling smoke/plant material/ash/active embers up out of the bowl
6) He who blows into the water pipe sucks the water out of the carpet. e_e
7) A decently small amount of tar/resin does get you incredibly stoned and many save and salvage it later when in need (ask before cleaning/throwing away (protip: filter/scrape/dry pipe-water and smoke it again @_@)
8) The stems you pick out of the bag also have active chemicals that work if you filter the harsh smoke, but in a group set them aside when breaking up the material to pack (some like to save these for cooking as well) don't put seeds in.
9) If you don't know or you fuck up, say something. The more we pay attention (in life), more goes around, less is wasted, and we and our equipment are safer.
10) Also remember each group probably has their own tweaks. Just be respectful.
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Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians
Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka
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A crappy-ass town located in Kentucky that is slowly becoming less lame. Oft' called Boring Green for it's lack of anything interesting to do.
Internet Stalker: So, little girl, where do you live?
Little Girl: I live in Bowling Green. Please, come kill me.
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Someone who puts a bowl in the dishwasher facing down with a less than 45 degree angle of attack. Hence the dishwasher can not wash the inners on the bowl.
Who's the bowl noob? CBA coming home to sh*t.
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When you punch someone in the mouth, and knock out some off their teeth then you proceed to ejaculate into their mouths, so when they open their mouth it looks like a cereal bowl. You finish off the deed by saying cheerios as you walk away.
-So what happened with dude last night?
-Well I was fighting him when I finally got in a good punch and knocked him out along with a couple of his teeth, so I proceeded to to give him a cereal bowl.
-Please tell you said Cheerios as you walk away?
-It wouldn't be a cereal bowl if I didn't.
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peeing in a girls butthole and tickling it with your fingers. like the bowls they have at fancy restaraunts to clean your fingers with.
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Term used to degrade a woman who has given up all three holes to a man (oral, coitus, and anal sex). Generally speaking, a man can feel confident that he has dominated a woman after achieving this triple crown status, whereas only obtaining one or two of these sexual acts are no guarantee a woman will even remember him. This is primarily because most women are reluctant to give up the third whole (back door for many women OR the pussy for sluts who are trying to remain virgins). This is synonymous to a "grand slam" (as all the bases were run).
1) I used that dirty whore like a bowling ball.
2) Trust me, she's no prude. I bowling balled that bitch after two dates.
3) She never gave me head - so I can't call her a bowling ball.
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