Mr. Cannon is a god among men
Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan
My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it
When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
When you squeeze a scrotum so each testicle is on either side of your fist
If you say that one more time I will Man Cannon you!
A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?
A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?
THE nicest person you will meet. He has been in multiple relationships and doesn't like {coopkakes}.
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
Chloe: Have you seen {Cannon Levi Lamar's} butt?
Dakota: WTF uh... Missed me with {dat} {gay shit}
Any one-shot-kill weapon in an FPS game. eg. The AWP from Counter-Strike or the Barret from Soldat. Generally favoured by campers and the like who are too scared to get anywhere near the real action during a game.
The AWP is indeed a Pansy-Cannon.