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When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate
THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST
Lili: who's Captain America?
Emily: Oh he's that mainstream daddy avengers guy!
Obviously, the captain of the band.
Also, the only 'member of a group of musical misfits who can 'actually' play an instrument.
See also musician,ross saunders
"Hey, Captain Band, man, you're soooo good (lookin')!"
1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.
Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.
A social gathering that consists of drinking massive amounts of Captain Morgan.
When Zach and Jessica reunite, their captain socials always make them get very wasted.