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A person who uses meth by themselves and keeps it a secret. Usually because they are ashamed or afraid of judgement.
It's crazy that Tony is a closet-tweaker, since he always seemed like a stoner.
When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.
A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.
How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)
A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others
"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"
One who hides in the closet a lot because they are not supposed to be where they are so they Must hide in the closet
Friend one: hey so I heard you and Jordan are a thing now
Friend two: nah I’m just her closet buddy because her parents don’t like me
Closet Achiever - Overachiever on the down-low.
Closet achiever defined by actions.
When they say "oh I dont care, I just want to pass" but pissed when they miss a question or 2 in a exam
When you made an A but its a low A.
It's really "Closet Overachiever" but its that hidden so we dont put the word over-
Constantly competing when its not a competition.
When a student complains, "ooh that test was hard" but made a perfect score
1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."