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Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.
“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”
The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
A condom made of a plastic bag as a condom on their finger to be used for fingering.
Girl: Did you bring a kiddie condom?
Boy: Yeah. Open wide.
a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.
i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
Tightly wrapped blankets around a person
I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!
When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."