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Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)
Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!
What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly
Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.
After engaging in fellatio and swallowing the resulting ejaculation of sperm, the person who performed the act's breath smells like this. The act of fellatio has resulted in birth control.
"Hey birth control breath, maybe you should brush your teeth."
Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.
Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?
The only thing you need for a full life is the neut controller
Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.
Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?
A Controller God is A Master Of The Way Of Aim Assist
ControllerCold is a controller god