Corn Bucketting

The sexual act of taking a female partner and a gallon of cream corn and a KFC buckett to a field and proceeding to fill every orfus on her body with the cream corn. After the corning is complete, kill da bitch and place a kfc bucket on her head. Then proceed to make sweet sweet sweet corn love to that hot bod.

"So how bout you's crabslashin hamburgler ho's come corn bucketting wit us?"
Dude, "Remember when we corn bucketted your sister? No? Well I do!"
"Wiggly Woot Woot In you're toot toot when I's gonna corny bucketted you boo!"
"Ya hear that??? Corn Bucketting! Let's Roll!"

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Corn-packer

A gay Iowan

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.

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corn dumpling

1. n. A turd comprised primarily of corn.
2. n. J. Wilson's favorite food.
See 1. above.

"Check out that corn dumpling in the can!"

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Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

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Corn Oil

a pale-yellow, water-insoluble liquid oil obtained by expressing the germs of corn kernels, used in the preparation of foodstuffs, lubricants, soaps, and hair dressings.

"This cake has corn oil in it."

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Candy Corning

A guy paints his dick in the classic orange, yellow and white pattern of Candy Corn. He then proceeds to fuck his girl in the ass untill all three colors are on the rim of her asshole.

Judging by Sandys ass she was Candy Corning last night.

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acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

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