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Sitting on the couch being worthless. Often times accompanied by smoking weed and ordering delivery.
Alex was couching all day Sunday, when Meagehn tried to say she invented the word.
Couching is when you sit or lay on a couch and do nothing. It's also a sport.
"I won yesterdays couching competition!"
It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.
Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching
if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG
Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!
a quote about having fun from emily in 401
me: what are you doing tonight?
emily: a guy from mutual is coming over!
me: oh cool!
emily: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come knockin’!
The most important time and piece of furniture in the poor white America. If not for a porch couch family's wouldn't get fresh air. Boys would never learn to finger bang. Ferrel cats wouldn't have a safe place to birth kittens. When pappy comes home drunk he wouldn't have a place to pass out and piss himself. It ties not only the family but the neighborhood together.
Amanda Lynn is coming over today to hang out on the porch couch. But didn't pappy sleep on it last night and piss himself? Oh it's OK we will flip the cushion and push the liter of kittens to the back. I'm going to be finger blasting tonight.
To troll live feeds on Facebook relentlessly asking questions about the couch for sale.
Jesse was up all night being a couch troll