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A situation where a person is surrounded by drama, but does not want or have any drama.
Girl 1: Did you hear about so-and-so hooking up with what's his face? They're so gonna be in trouble when so-and-so's boyfriend finds out!
Girl 2: OMFG I did! I heard that what's his face and so-and-so broke up last night!
Guy: Get me off of this Drama Couch!!
Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it
When one person is lying on their stomach on a sofa and another person starts smacking their ass-cheeks like bongo drums.
I was watching tv when Tyler snuck up and starting couch drumming me.
I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
A pre-owned couch, usually found next to a free sign on the road. Seconds as a drunken urinal.
Bro.. That chick has been in the bathroom for like an hour now.
I just used the garage couch.
lazy person
Loves to be unproductive
My daughter is a couch bummer on rainy days
A couch in which the losers at -insert video game you're playing here- are forced to sit while they wait to rejoin the next round of said game.
Lizzy, You are playing like you should be sitting on the loser couch with Blake!