To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.
I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?
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To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.
"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"
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Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed
Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.
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excretion in any type of headgear
when your beeing chased by evil things
crap in a hat
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Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
When you have to take a shit really badly, but once you go to the bathroom, you don't have to go anymore.
I had a total Criss Angel crap today! I ran to the bathroom and it was gone like magic!
A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.
"You take it up the crap flap bro!"
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