did it like leo!

to "do it like leo" means to do something in a classy, stylish and high profile way like Leonardo DiCaprio in all of his movies

Paul: yo, did you see that guy just drink that glass of Dom Perignon?
Everett: yeah, my man just did it like leo!

Did a Kyan

“Did a Kyan” or relatively speaking “Doing a Kyan” immediately translates to “screwing shit up.”

The origins of this phrase comes from a ancient boy who fucked shit up within 4 weeks or so.

Girl 1: “We didn’t last long, he Did a Kyan.”

Girl 2: “Oh babe I’m so sorry!”

Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

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wtf is that word? Did you make that up or something because its not even on Urban Dictionary

I did it because

I did a it because I liked it, hell I loved it! - The Punisher on throwing bricks and microwaved honey buns at homeless people.

I did it because I liked it!

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?

the start of the song tekit.

A: "when did you learn what it means to reciprocate?"
B: "and how much can i be expected to talorate?"

Ew did you just fart?

An excuse when someone is talking for a long time and you want it to stop.

Martin: (talking about some bs for 2 minutes)

Chris: ew did you just fart?

Everyone In The Room: (covers their noses)