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A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.
More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.
It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.
John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.
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Male sexy associative disorder (MSAD) is the condition when a person (generally female) associates sexy men with one another. As a result, the individual in question is unable to distinguish between two sexy men, and often gets their identities confused. This disorder is more common in parts of East and Southeast Asia, however, there have been documented cases in the United States, Canada and Australia.
Nicole has Male Sexy Associative Disorder (MSAD). We went to see the movie Twilight together and she couldn't distinguish between Edward and Jacob.
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When someone you see frequently repeats a noticeable outfit to an embarrassing level. It usually occurs when others find themselves saying "Oh no, not that outfit again!..He/She just wore that!" Or R.O.D can occur when someone wears the same outfit for a similair function repeatedly, for example if someone wears the same exact every time that there is an important work function.
"Not the pink dress with the silver shoes again, that's the second Monday in a row - Man, she has a bad case of "Repeat Outfit Disorder: (aka R.O.D.)"
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A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
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A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations
over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy
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The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.
(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.
Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.
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This means you're addicted to texting.
My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!
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