e major is when you finger yourself or a guy that fingers the girl. you treat the vaginal area as a fret of a guitar.
women: omg girl my man played e major for me all night
girl: really how was it
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What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.
*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*
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Being an ass to get reactions out of people and then laughing at them for taking things way too seriously over the internet.
Some people call it trolling or baiting, but it is neither. E-baggery elevates itself to a class of intelligence, being the internet equivalent of satire. The idiots just get left behind.
"Dude, did you see the comment I made on Jane's myspace? It made her cry."
"You're such an e-bag, man." *High-five.*
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"I have a BS in E-baggery."
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An internet celebrity. Someone who is famous for what they do online (blog, for instance).
My blog got 95 views today. I'm a total e-lebrity! LOLZ.
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when a guy is trying to get as far as he can with a girl over a social networking site. the girl tends to be extremely flattering despite him being fugly. for some reason its never going to get further. Usually because the girl has been created by the guys friends for kicks
guy 1: connor was e-fingering this girl called Becki on myspace earlier! hes only known her for 1 day as well
guy 2: no e-pussy for connor, thats just someone connors friends created 2 show how much of a suck up he is
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The process of going online to Gangbang. Also known as E-Thugging, E-Banging consists of posers attempting to sound as if they are gangstas in real life by claiming shit they have no business claiming, or real gangstas attempting to mark their territory, show gang pride or set up conflict online via chatrooms and message boards. E-Banging, in either sense, is mostly regarded as the weakest attempt to gangang, as there is no risk to one's person or identity when banging online.
Yo, son, hold up a minute. I know who you are, you're that punk who was on that message board, tryin to sound as if you run the block. I know gangsta rap is popular right now, but if i catch you E-Banging again, me and a couple of REAL homeboys are gonna show up to your house with some twelve-gauges, capiche?
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Well......... Someone fucking another person on a discord call! ๐
Only hoes do this. If you do this get help please.
fahg: e-sex uwu
treneey: no... Die fag
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