East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.

When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

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East Rowan High School

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.

Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure

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East Hall High

East hall is a school known to others for being crazy and fun. Like fights and drugs but that’s not the case. East hall is a school where you can be free. You don’t have to worry about fitting in because you have so many social groups that you’ll fit in with any group. It’s a school where teachers actually care about their students. In summary if you want to be different or if you are different then East hall is the school for you. P.s most of the people there are amazing human beings so you’d find the school quite welcoming.

East hall high is really chill like you can actually be yourself without worrying if you’ll fit in.

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East Lansing High School

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

East Coast Grand Slam

1. a sexual act performed when a female is spanked with a baseball bat before it is pushed up the partners vagina.
2. when a partner of any gender is spanked with a baseball bat before it is put up the partners ass hole.
3. the repetitive grand slam: after the spank the baseball bat is repetitively placed up the vagina then ass of the partner, or, if preferred, two bats at once in both holes.

Carol: Tiffany, why are you walking funny?
Tiffany: I got the most intense east coast grand slam last night...

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Shakopee middle school east

a school. where you learn.

if you came here just for the definition thats weird.

THUMBS UP IF YOU GO THERE.

guy: hi
other guy: hi
guy: do you go to east or west?
other guy: east
guy: me too

there is not many examples about shakopee middle school east. sorry for me not having any creativity.

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East Paulding High School

North Paulding’s little brother

Kid 1: I go to East Paulding High School

Kid 2: EP Eats Penis

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