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A message board where actual discussion of college football is dwarfed by the sheer amount of trolling, LOL topics, and team insults. Any legitimate point will be immediately countered by one or more users posting
"u mad?"
"RAAAAAGE"
"FFFFFFFF"
or replying with a "quote" of another user which is completely replaced with their own text in a really poor attempt at being clever.
The average board poster is between the ages of 21 and 30 but can be guaranteed to act like an 8 year-old in a playground argument.
I feel really bad for the users who post garbage on GameFAQs-Sports and Racing-NCAA Football all Saturday long, because that means they have no actual games to attend nor friends to watch them with.
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well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
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Dogshit football team, home of the Manatee High school hurricanes.
Kev: Hey Jack, did you watch the Manatee High School Football Team game on Friday?
Jack: Yeah, they’re Dogshit. I’m pretty sure JV did better on Thursday.
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Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.
John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."
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kiss a football player on october 29
Today is national kiss a football player day i’m so excited.
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an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
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Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.
Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?
X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell
Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.
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