the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis
"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."
To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being
This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.
A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.
Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
A housing project complex located on the south end of Brantford Ontario. Widely regarded as the most violent housing project in the country with frequent murders and other violent crime. Drugs, poverty, and gangs fuel extreme crimes that plague the entire area. The project gained the moniker of “Killerside” almost immediately after it was constructed in the 1960s
Riverside Gardens is a ghetto cesspool
Scissors that you use to cut up nuggets of weed.
Bethony: Jermino pass me the scissors
Jermino: For what ?
Bethony: The weed
Jemino: Oh the garden scissors
Bethony: Ye. Sure.
In desperate need to defecate.
Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.