When you leave a room to fart but you return to soon so the fart comes back with you.
Damn, you came back with a serious ghost tail man.
When somebody completely cuts you off and stops responding to you then comes back like nothing happened.
That guy asked me out, stopped texting me completely, then just came back like nothing happened. I got ghosted and haunted.
When a handheld electronic device tells you it has a full charge when really it has less.
Sally: How did my phone go from 100% to 86% in five minutes!?
John: Sounds like a ghost charge.
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Like ghost cock only with a fist.
"Judy loved the ghost fisting at the haunted house, she gaped so wide with no apparent visible stimulus. It was like Walpurgis all over again."
A commercial kitchen that is used solely for preparing food for delivery or takeout, without a physical restaurant location.
I ordered from a ghost kitchen last night, the food was great and arrived quickly.
Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.
Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.
I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.