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Ye who has obtained that hairiest cooch this side of the Mississippi
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An unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.
Named for Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) after an explosion of reports surfaced online and on the airwaves, that Senate is a serial pederast. The outlets reporting the allegations all protected the anonymity of their sources, and no one knows if the allegations are true, but they're out there. A spokesperson for Reid declined to deny them.
Jerry's not someone we want to hire. He's got a Harry Reid a mile long. The allegations are out there, so the burden of proof is on him to refute them.
Becky, I think you should stop seeing Connor. He's never going to get a clean slate with that Harry Reid of his no matter what the dna tests say about the santorum found in the victim's underwear.
HR sent us the Harry Reid on Tom. I don't see any proof, but where there's pederasty smoke, there's usually pederasty fire.
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Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents
So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!
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A rare but highly sought after 14 inch dildo resemling the .44 magnum used by clint eastwood in the film "Dirty Harry". Perhaps its most appealing attributes are its ribbed handle. smooth muzzle and durable swing-out cylinder. The Dirty Harry has been known to instantly induce orgasms measureable on the richter scale.
Pimp: "Yo Bitch! I see you wit' dat Dirty Harry one more 'gain n' ima' snack pack you!"
Ho: "Oh go suck a fatty Tyrese!"
Pimp: "Das it bitch, you in fo a soggy muffin!"
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The creator of the wobble board and possible twin of Colonel Sanders.
Rolf Harris is probably one of the most retarded people you'll ever meet.
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THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"
Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
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