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A Hobo-Sexual is A person ... Male or Female whom get into relationships .. rather it be Sexual or platonic just to have a place to stay.
Your a hobo-Sexual, because you married that woman to have a place to live!
When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay
Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!
A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
When you go down on a Hobo and indulge in some marinated crab louse!
"I went down on a Hobo last night and had me some Hobo Ceviche!"
Nothing says weirdness like keeping a can of cranberry sauce by the bed at night as a snack
After leaving the soup kitchen, Daniel made his way back to the homeless camp. That night he ate a Hobo-Thanksgiving.
1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."