holy fuck

to fuck under the holy bible in church

boy: hey meet meet me at the church at 1

girl: why?
boy: because i’m going to holy fuck the shit out of you

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holy doley

When the expression of surprise or excitement is not enough, you would use the term "holy doley"

Nukleuz: *Gets a 5 down in CS:GO"
Sabolicious: HOLY DOLEY!

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Holy water

It's pussy that's wet and clean. From the holiest of holy.

The urban dictionary editors never get out of their "hot boxed" cubicle to get fucked by good aquafina, so they are oblivious to the fact that holy water is good wet pussy.

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holy 😈

the drive or crave for secual attention or intercourse. “a code word”

*thinks “i’m so horny” but i can’t say that* says “i’m so holy 😈” instead.

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Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

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The Holy Triangle

An ethereal spiritual thing representing God

The Holy Triangle is God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost.

A green-coloured triangle of light around the outside of the Moon is thought to be the visual link.

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Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

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