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Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.
Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.
Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.
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The coolest Motherfuckin color in the whole damn box of fuckin crayons!!
Damn girl that hot pink is rockin!
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A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.
(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomali?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm an idiot.
B: I know.
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When the attractiveness of a person (typically female) can be used to manipulate the emotions and decisions of the people around them.
Bro I just bought Worms Battlegrounds because Tom told me too. I don’t know what happened
Dude I think he used his Power Hot on you.
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This procedure involves a can of copenhagen, a bottle of jagermeister, a partner with no self esteem. Originated by grand pappy dewerff in the hills of Minnesota, the male gives his dirty whore of a partner a jagermeister enema and plugs her shithole with a full can of copenhagen. This must be done with haste, fore the male must be able to catch the juicy copenhagen, jagermeister, shitstorm in his mouth.
Boy, those airforce girls sure are suckers for a hot dewerff.
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Very Important or somebody who's might consider is 'on fire' or somebody whose very popular and proud
Dude: Mike your a hot pickel! You solved all your missing persons cases in record time! Every guy here wants to be your friend! Your so cool!
Mike: I know ;)
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Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!
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