How Are You Doing Today?

I'm doing good, thank you for asking. How are you doing today?

I just asked you, "How Are You Doing Today?".

So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

how can I be homophobic

The express of one's confusion towards another person calling him homophobic

Person 1: You are homophobic
Person 2: How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

how could this happen to me

a dumb song that has turned into a meme

Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"

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get it how you live

1: to get money however you can or to use methods most available to you

2. to acquire anything by any means necessary or available

1. Person 1: Most people get jobs to make money, but where I'm from the only way to make money is by selling drugs.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live.

2. Person 1: Bro, i haven't gotten anybooty in like two months. I'm a man on a mission this weekend.

Person 2: Ay man, get it how you live!

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How to Out pizza the hut

First, find out the exact recipe of Pizza Hut pizza, make the pizza but about the size of a normal sized pizza that is much bigger than a Pizza Hut pizza, then lightly season the pizza with pepper and oregano.

Yo man let’s try to figure out How to Out pizza the Hut

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How to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

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