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When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
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the Act of a genius getting fucked by multiple furries and being forced to recite pi.
Man, I bet Albert Einstein loved being a human computer.
The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle
Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!
When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”
“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
A human trannypede, a human centipede made entirely of transsexuals.
“Jeez Phill that human-trannypede of yours is getting long”
A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"