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The act of video chatting with the opposite sex while you both masturbate.
Guy 1: what did you do last night?
Guy 2 : Nothing really just video humped Christina.
When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.
A rest stop area where gay men go to have anonymous sex.
Damn, I'm horny! I'm'a get me down to that hump-bumpy for a lil' bumpin'!
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When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
Pre-Hump day is the Tuesday preceding a Wednesday the actual hump day, it is the foreplay day.
Matt met Jessica on Tinder Tuesday and attempted to solidify a date for hump day by coming up with the notion that a pre hump day existed.
A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"