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1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
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Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
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Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.
I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.
A dumb group of kids who have no life
Me-I have no life
Kid-then your a fundamental idiot
A group of idiots. Generally speaking, most committees are idiot clusters.
Then the IT idiot cluster decided that would be too much work for them i.e. 5 minutes more per year, so they made everyone's life worse.
1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.
2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.
After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.
The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.
I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.
A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".
Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!