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When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus
Ouch, a snake bit my asshole
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What to say when your famous sister asks you why you are wearing her skirt.
your famous sister: is that my sKiRt?1?! your response: oh yes its very breathy on the bits
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When a uncool person finally says something that was funny and sassy
Person 1: wow who is that kid he just burned jon!!
Person 2: idk but he sure is a nerd with a little bit of sauce
Hold your horses; wait a second
Steve: yo can we go to the bees now?? I'm starving!!
Marc: dude just hold your jizz a bit. I'm packing my stuff up.
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1. A hot, sexy, or cute boy (or girl).
1. Whoa - check out Glen's friend - little bit of a different story there!
2. Damn! Who's that dude running down the street with his shirt off? That's a little bit of a different story.
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A 2 bits eek is the "one armed bandit"gambling machine which either eeks out your money 2 bits at a time til you eventually empty your pockets and exclaim, "eek, my money's all gone", or you scream,"eek!" when you hit the right combo, the machine lights up, growls, bells ring, and then loudly spits out so many quarters , you nearly get a hernia trying to get the flimsy plastic bucket to the cashier.
Guy #1 -"I spent half the night sitting trance like at the 2 bits eek machine which netted me absolutely nothing."
Guy # 2 - "You mean the one armed bandit?"
gUY #1 - " Yep, it eeked out my whole paycheck before I quit!"
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Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.
I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"
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