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The song that you fart when you stick a flute up your ass.
I stuck a flute up my ass, now I can play Hot Cross Buns proper.
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off the hook; surprisingly good; above average; ebonical term common within fundamentalist Christian ghettos.
"yo that serman was Off da cross today-ol boy was preachin on dat pulpit!"
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A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.
It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".
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Basic, timed medium distance running events held over semi-rough, off-road terrain. Due to the limited popularity of the sport, most cross country "athletes" tend to think of themselves as elite and superior to individuals who partake in other sports. Unfortunately for them, this is never really the case, seeing as most other sports involve grueling daily practice oftentimes on top of frequent roadwork of equal or greater distance. However, a cross country "athlete" will never admit this. Vast majority of participants didn't have the hand eye coordination for baseball, the explosiveness and sheer physical strength for football and rugby, reaction time and accuracy for soccer, the physical toughness and tenacity for wrestling, the stamina and adaptability of triathletes, and the combination of all aforementioned qualities required for boxing, MMA and other such combat sports.
"Dude, us Cross country runners are hard core, we do fucking 3.1 miles per race, and sometimes run up to 8 miles per day!"
"I scoff at just how physically pathetic you are, not only do you lack the stamina of a marathon runner or even those who do half marathons, you're also stick thin and have a laughable musculature. Why don't you try a real sport for once, at least you wouldn't look like a skeleton with sleeves."
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Verb- The act of placing your hand with another mans hand and forming an open hole in the middle, and place your both of you penises in the hole, pushing in and out, back and forth in a rocking motion similar to a see-saw.
If done correctly it should look like your cross-cutting a log. thusly giving you the name cross-cutting
Me and joe are to cross-cutting tonight until we ejaculate in each others hands.
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A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School
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The highest dishonour one can bestow upon another. It's a medal (metaphoric or physical) awarded to a person whose evil devious dastardly backstabbery knows no bounds.
Bender was awarded The Dirty Double Cross by Richard Nixon in a feature length episode of Futurama for pulling off a time travel scam.
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