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Maggie's Shoes

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Last night, i pulled out my shoe horn and stretched out maggie's shoes.

I wonder what it's like to go a whole day in maggie's shoes...

by not maggie's shoes September 8, 2009

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shoe-assassination

It is what happens when shoes are thrown at one's face to manifest anger or disagreement.

There was almost a shoe-assassination when George Bush was giving a speech in Iraq.

by Barby1 March 8, 2009

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glue shoe

Noun. Glue shoe is a physical feeling that is a side effect of being ridiculously stoned.

When you have Glue Shoe, your leg(s) feel so weak/tired that if you try and life one, it feels like your shoe is glued to the ground.

We toked up on the stickiest of the icky while we routed and when I tried to lift my leg up out the car, that glue shoe wasn't havin' it.

by The H-Face April 4, 2010

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bitchy shoes

Women shoes that look real good, but are painful to wear.

It's going to be a long day at the mall, my wife is wearing her bitchy shoes.

by dakkmaddy November 12, 2013

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throwing the shoe

A saying which expresses the action of helping someone take a step further in life, a project, etc.

By giving her those notes, he's really throwing the shoe for her. There's no way she'll fail now!

by whyaren'tsocksfree January 10, 2012

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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.

Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.

by Bubba the Gimp December 30, 2022

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Monkey shoes

Shoes With a big ass monkey on them

Person 1: oh shit nice monkey shoes

Person 2: thanks bro

by Yomommafat July 21, 2022

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