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Handsome Jack

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

by HyperionMischief July 31, 2018

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jack rod

someone foolish, someone of little intelligence.

Bob is such a Jack Rod for telling angie what i said.

by mary November 11, 2004

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jack gilinsky

The sexiest, most badass, funniest 17 year old you will ever meet. Vine famous with his adorable best friend jack Johnson. Of course has some sexy ass friends like sammy wilkinson. He can sing too😍

Girl 1: hey did you hear jack and jacks new song?

Girl 2: yeah did you see the music video??!?!?

Girl 1: yes omg I wanna bang jack gilinsky holy shit

by shawnsoldier June 22, 2014

798👍 117👎


jack harlow

Known as the what’s poppin guy. A song that recently blew up but he’s been putting out tapes since 2016. He’s not trying to be anyone but himself and he’s one of the swaggiest white rappers in the game

Person 1: Yo u heard of Jack Harlow??
Person 2 : ya that dude cold!!

by Eddiemcmahonjr October 3, 2020

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Jack Thompson

a FORMER lawyer, and self proclaimed anti video games actvist who waged a one man war against violent video games, and the 1st Amendment. He was disbarred for his behaviour in the courtroom and generally being a pain in the ass to everyone. He never won a single video games related case. Ever.

Jack Thompson is an example of how not to prosecute a case.

Jack Thompson is not the biggest fan of the 1st Amendment

Jack Thompson believes violent video games are the cause of the worlds ills (despite the world being a more violent place prior to video games e.g. World War 1 & 2, Chinese Revolution, Korea, Pol Polts Cambodia ect ect

by Spencer92 August 9, 2012

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jack sparrow

the most slappable pirate out there, and the only one who seems to know where the waterproof eye-liner's at...

"Me? I'm just dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.....honestly"

by parlez December 3, 2003

712👍 105👎


Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 17, 2006

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