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One who lends money to others in the lunch room so they might be able to buy their own lunch.
"Yeah, that kid calls me the lunchroom jesus cause he never brings enough money for lunch"
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Cat jesus is a god with the sexiest legs ever and visits earth in the form of a slab
Wow that slab is very cat jesus
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Something which tastes so freakin' good it must have been made by Jesus.
Tim: Wow. This food is great!
James: Yeah, I know. It must be a Jesus cake.
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1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.
"Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."
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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
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A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi)
"Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"
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When an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are Jesus himself.
Dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night..........without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!
-Jesus himself-
My friend robbed the biggest bank in the world using only a ballpoint pen!!!!
-Jesus himself-
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