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When a women decides to no longer shave her legs, or any other part of her body, she is known as a John Vernon
Kayla has decided to become a John Vernon.
Student : Miss may I go to the john?
Teacher : you betcha, that last fart was terrible..
He’s round, He’s Husky, and likes snicker lickers! It’s John Cutter and his last name rhymes with Butter....
Real Definition: A Walking Meme
Cutter:“You going to the kick back?”
Beau Edwards: “Can I fuck your sister?”
Cutter: “NoOooo” *in cutter voice*
Beau Edwards: “Then that’s my answer to your question... nice day John Cutter or I mean..... Rowley Jefferson”
1) In any action movie or video game where a mook is killed in a manner that is stylish and unneccasarily flashy manner.
2) A killing made with a pistol in each hand.
From Hong Kong director John Woo whose trade marks are stylized violence and two fisted pistols.
You just got John Wooed
The cop in Reservoir Dogs was John Wooed.
john owen is probably the sweetest person you could ever meet. a john owen is shy at first but the more he opens up the more you fall in love with him. he makes you feel butterflies and always knows when you're feeling down. john owen will always love you even when you hurt him, he would still love you to the moon and back. a john owen usually comes in a form of a tall curly-haired boy, but don't underestimate him, because if you ever get with a john owen you will never wanna leave <3.
girl 1: omg did you know that jessica giselle is dating john owen??
girl 2:omg really?? she is so lucky!! i would love to date a john owen.
A mass of bacteria who was only featured in the Talking Bacteria John app. A bacteria that also adores aspirin, donuts, syringes and laughing crazy. Is also a member of ISIS. Has many brothers names John, John and John.
We must all praise our dark overlord Bacteria John and sacrifice syringes and aspirin to him.
One main charcter in the crucible:
Sweats like a stallion behind the barn, the proper place where his beasts are bedded. Has raging bisceps, gorgeous long hair, no tolerance for a sickly wife, and thinks that god is dead. He has know her.
Has many names:
John Protractor
John Practice
John Tractor
John Smactor (smacked-her)
John Projector
John Procrastinator
Prohn Joctor
John proctor, exclaimed, "I Have Known Her!!!"