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to daydream.
mostly about pleasant things.
you wanna give praise to the deity of imagination because your vision is that accurate, that precise, that heart-warming
"you know what i love most?"
"what?"
"the sound of your turning the keys that signals us that you are home"
(key-dream)
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A unit designed to help the one known as Key with his many wacky mishaps with the ladies.
Key: Oh shit, I'm in a wacky mishap, I need my Key Unit.
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Key lime. Infatuation that shouldn't exist.
Key lime Pie. Indulge and I am in your debt.
Key lime pie. Inspire me with foolish love.
Key lime pie, your green filling makes me inept.
Flaky crust is what I lust. Your fresh lime scent is a must.
Take me with coffee, never with tea. You're the pie that pleases me!
People gawk "Is that pie green?" Ask for a bite - "Fuck you, I'm mean."
Key lime pie - cheapest hooker I've ever had.
Key lime pie. Last slice gleaming, if you're out I'm mad.
Key lime pie. Poke fun and laugh and jest.
Key lime pie. Don't bother me, digest
key lime pie.
...we are the ones who have a fire inside...
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key to my heart....
Is literally... a key worn ....close to someones heart ....that you gave them... they carry the one and only key.... to open ur heart
Wow u still have the key to my heart around ur neck....its been a year...and we r both still waiting......
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When calves become feet without taking a break for the ankle, resembling a piano key.
I bet she could play some good 'Chopsticks' with those piano key legs.
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Low key peng means, when someone is attractive but it is not appreciated as much as it should be.
"Ayyy you know that guy from English class is low key peng"
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The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.
The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.
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