Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

liquor lay

A person whom you would have sexual intercourse with only under the influence of alcohol.

Derek: Dude, that girl that left this morning was so ugly! How much did you drink last night?
Me: I know, I know, I need to start avoiding the liquor lay...

Heather Lay

The Karen of all Karen’s. Psychotic Band mom

Don’t be a Heather Lay.

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

Lay’s

Lay’s is a Chips brand which makes Hella lit Chips that make a u the very fat Xd

Bruh i just ate some sweet southern heat barbecue flavored lay’s Chips

lay dome

To beat the crap out of someone by either punching or kneeing their head. Also, to knock someone flat out cold.

I'm about to lay dome on this punk right here for hittin' on my girlfriend.