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A dad who loves her daughter and son. has a no limit budget for toys but always tells them to make it small so that mummy wont scold.
my papa's name is Cheong lay
When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.
Lets go egg-laying.
To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”
The name shae made last year because she was to lazy to say laila <3
having sexual intercourse with a girl on the internet
i love laying the epipe to this girl