person: hey what does mega virgin mean?
person2: scott the woz
A mega virgin is a person who hasn't had any sexual contact with the other sex ex. (holding hands, hugging, etc.)
Me: Hey man I was to a party last night where I made out with a girl for the first time!
Friend: Oh that's nice so you are no longer a Mega virgin
basically when your gay times even more gay
person 1: oh dude look at that guy he is cool.
person 2: yea but he has u got mega gay.
Anyone belonging to the farmhouse fraternity.
Farmhouse is just a bunch of mega fagots jerking each other off.
To have make love in the spooning position
Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.
When you're really extra cold on the point of freezing, you would say this phrase.
"Aww man I'm Mega Chaps!"
When you are sick but worse than you expected, so you tell your mates that you are mega sick.
Mate, I'm actually mega sick.
Oh nooo!
Yeah I know right. Keep vomming at decidedly inopportune moments.
Like when haha
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