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A raging homosexual who is definitely married to Phoenix Wright- oh and he's also a prosecutor ig
Phoenix: Miles Edgeworth is my husband!
life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.
Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
SpongeBob, SpongeBob, Patrick, Patrick, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Patrick, Gary, Gary!
🎵SpongeBob, SpongeBob, Patrick, Patrick, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Patrick, Gary, Gary!🎵= Miles DeMaria
When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?
Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.
"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."
best person ever oml. very funny, cute, nice, etc <3
bday :: april 3rd
best friend :: benjamin
gf 😕 :: aubrey
little sister :: margo cilurso
natalie :: i like miles cilurso
me :: NO HES MINE
natalie :: *a few days later* okok hes urs
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when i told him ::
me :: I TOLD HIM
austin :: HE LIKES AUBREY NOT U
me :: then why u like
natalie? she dgaf abt u