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The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King October 1, 2020


mushroom stampin

To poke a male in the forehead with a penis.

Brett Mushroom Stamped Mark late last night in brett's basement.

by E-Haw December 27, 2002


Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ May 4, 2018


I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

by SeanMykonos April 2, 2023


nigga mushroom

When a nigga eat a mushrrom.

-"BRo, gonna eat a mushroom!!"
-"Damn, u are a damn nigga mushroom!"

by TheBadMushroom October 8, 2018


Mushroom Lesbian

A Mushroom Lesbian is simply a lesbian with a bowl cut. Any subcategory of lesbian (Dyke, Stud, Femme, Lipstick, etc) can be a Mushroom Lesbian as long as they have a bowl cut.

Person A: "Did you see Veronica's awesome new bowl cut?"
Person B: "I sure did! She's a real Mushroom Lesbian!"

by ratty-b-ratty-tingz May 9, 2020


The Mushroom stamp

When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp

I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.

by Coochie eater 69 April 29, 2019