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A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root
“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”
Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.
Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!
When someone stuffs a juul in their penis and someone else rips it
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.
It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!
Just a hidden way of saying shit
*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms
When you smack a bitch with your dick and it leave the outline of your dick. The Mushroom Stamp
I met this one hoe so i gave her the mushroom stamp.