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Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ May 04, 2018


I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark

I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders

by SeanMykonos April 02, 2023


The shitaki mushroom

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

by Jersey King October 01, 2020


Mushroom Headed

Dipping an erect penis in ketchup or similar sauce and smacking it across another persons face.

It was hilarious. Lindsey fell asleep on the couch and Johnny mushroom headed her!

by Vendetta49 August 28, 2022


shiitake mushrooms

Just a hidden way of saying shit

*bangs knee* *yells* shiitake mushrooms

by AlphaBravo777 June 30, 2022


mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021


Mushroom House

A housing development that seems to appear overnight. The name comes from the fact that it looks like a bunch of mushrooms grew while you were sleeping.

A bunch of mushroom houses sprang up in what was once a corn field last week.

by Knock Brackney June 17, 2010