can of corn

1. A term used to descirbe the certainty that Nomar Garciaparra will win the golden glove award.

"Hey Kory, what are Nomar Garciaparra's chances of winning a Gold Glove this year?"
"Can of corn Jim, can of corn"

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a can of whoopass

Don't mess with,Blossom,Bubbles,And Butturcup.AHATSADADA

a can of whoopass suck it

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canning fatigue

The weariness and mental exhaustion associated with the canning of food for extended periods of time, often resulting in canning mistakes and--in extreme scenarios--massive outbreaks of botulism.

I need to take a break from canning asparagus; I don't want to get canning fatigue and expose my entire family to botulism.

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Coke Can

When you and your Indian (has to be Indian) partner pull out a can of coke and shove it up each others ass until one of you scream out in Agony.

Me and Raj were playing Coke Can last night, I won.

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Can Hi

The dialectic pronounciation of "Canton, Ohio," one of the most insipid cities in the country. basically, the Northern Ohio accent is a Chicago accent, but lazier. So people their make all their vowels flat, such as "mahm, get me a pahp!" but they don't use the Chicago lilt. They also randomly drop syllables.

I come from Can Hi, home of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

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can jam

1) Two girls with big cans (4 cans) hook up. 2) An indefinite, interlocking chain of bazoombas (So ... like a big chain of titties scissoring).

1) Sarah, Melissa, and Babs started a Can Jam after 3 Jaeger shots. 2) I wish my mom would stop Can Jamming with our neighbors, I just want to study for my test!

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canned pussy

Jeffrey Belser

has a big dick

He’s a canned pussy

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