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The act of jerking off in a circle with a woman in the middle naked.
"are you attending my jerk circle tonight?"
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This can only be done by males. First, don't take a shower for a while. Then after your balls have gained the scent of vagina, rub your hand all over your balls. Get the scent of vagina scented ball sweat all over your hand. Finally, put your hand up to your nose and smell the beautiful scent of vagina while you jerk off with the other hand. Also instead of using your hand, you can get a good amount of ball sweat on your fingers and then wipe it on your top lip.
Chuck Norris is making a new exercise machine. After the strenuous workout he sits in indian style. Eventually his balls get a little hot and so he gives them a little scratch. After he removes his claws from his trousers he looks over his shoulder to see if any one is watching. After the coast was clear he gives his fingers a little sniff. To his surprise, the scent of his ball sweat covered fingers reminds him of his mothers vagina. Good ole chuck runs to his room, runs his finger through his moist red tight and curly ball hair. After finger combing his nuts, he presses his palm to his mustache and jerks his meat. Jerk-Huffing!
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when guys use the cover of playing poker
so what are you doing tonight?
o...im just chillin with the boys, ya know PLAYING POKER (ie circle jerking)
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The person in the middle of a circle who performs oral sex on people in the ring while the others masterbate. Can be either male or female but usually male.
The pledge gets to be the circle jerk.
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When you're working out and you get a hard-on so you jack off. After you cum, you clean yourself off and go back to working out.
"Hey Bro, I was halfway through gettin' swoll when a total babe walked by me."
"So what did you do?"
"I whipped out my raging hard cock and jerked out by the treadmills."
"Dude that's really messed up, I could never jerk out in public."
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A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.
This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.
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When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.
Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.
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