The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.
The Real Paprika is watching us kids!
1. Coca-Cola.
2. Masturbation.
1. The stars will always shine; the birds will always sing. As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing.
2. "Sex is good, but it's not the real thing." -Adam Carolla
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The program that screwed MTV over...DAMN YOU REAL WORLD
A typical conversation in the real world:
Skank 1: "OMG (Insert name here) you're such a bitch!
Skank 2: Well maybe if your greedy ass didn't steal that penny, I wouldn't be a bitch, eh!!??
(Gets stupider EVERY year!)
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a closing statement used to say goodbye and often by Christians as a reminder to keep their faith real - as in not hypocritical.
(after a bible study has ended) Later bro, keep it real!
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When you hug someone and slide your hands down their back and grab their ass.
I just saw Rita at the bar and I have her a real hug. Hug ass
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