odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.

I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.

bad number flow

When a sequence of numbers such a phone numbers are cobbled together in an auditorally displeasing way

A: Yea, my number's 777-7777.

B: bro, that's bad number flow

Rule Number One

Don’t Die

Mom: “If your friends jump, would you?”
You: “Of course, just gotta live by Rule Number One”

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prime number kylie

Someone who is Blonde. A girl who doesn’t understand the concepts of prime numbers. Someone who thought prime numbers where composite numbers.

Guy1: Ugh you don’t know what primer numbers are, you’re such a prime number Kylie

Guy 2: I know dude :(

Villager Number 4

The host of the popular Villager News series on YouTube.

“Thank You, Villager Number 4.” Villager Number 9

number one stunner

The act of being so stunning, that you are now in-fact, number one.

That nigga jamal is so sexy, he must be a number one stunner!

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situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

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