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Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by Kanye Southeast July 30, 2023


Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021


Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018


Officer Balls

Why did man say balls? Is he homosexual?

Just in case you were planning on following me, I’ve arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak.” “Officer Balls” “ Waaahahahahahaha!”

by Officer Balls February 27, 2024


Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.

Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Globally Offensive Cunt Strike July 10, 2024


office remora

the worker who will typically affiliate themselves with somone in power, sometimes the remora may even has assistant or associate in their own title, but not always. The remora never has any original ideas or points of view, and never initiates a conversation ...but once something has been sparked, one their has been a target and an initial death blow delivered by the "heavy", the office remora is 99% of the time the first person to jump in and attack/feed if you will off the strike

Jackson: I hate Drake, he such a remora, did you see the way he beat Jeff down after Miller drew first blood.
Murphy: I know, he's the head office remora.


by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009


Office Fox

Hot everyday woman wearing a white blouse, ideally tight, and pencil skirt with heels. Fringe and glasses are essential to complete the look.

Wow, do you know Lydia? She is a total office fox!

by core_four November 18, 2018