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God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.
A cocktail beyond your wildest dreams, concocted by a Mr. Diaz. No one knows the ingredients, although there are undertones of honey.
That Diaz sure knows how to make a Scandinavian pile driver
A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.
The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.
One of the most aggressive drivers on the road. Usually from New York, but can be from New Jersery or Eastern Pennsylvania. Weaving in and out of traffic and a high rate of speed are a normal occurrences. Hated by most, but not as much as a Sunday driver.
"Wow! That guy is driving really fast!"
"Yeah, he must be a Northern driver."
"Yup, look at his license plate. New York."
"Asshole."
Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.
Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.
Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!
This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!
Straight Goddamn Head Drop.
Hurts like the willies.
Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!