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Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 20, 2022


Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024


Grass Man

A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that

Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no

by Sapphic Tree Dick May 6, 2021


grass patch bad

When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.

Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.

by Jose Agua July 28, 2010


dream grass

The translated name for a studious, well-presented, crazy son-of-a-gun, chopstick lover that enJOYs a good ol' houdini.

"Have you seen dream grass today?"
"Dream grass is soooo cute"
"I just gave dream grass the best houdini of life"

by Alyfran April 18, 2009


great grass

Great grass is a term used that really means eat ass when you take away the gr for both words. It is mainly used as a code word.

Bruh, GREAT GRASS!
Ew bro that's disgusting!

by sophiaqueen17 September 21, 2019


Grass to last

The last amount of weed you have

Guy 1 "how much weed you have left"
Guy 2 "yeah that's my grass to last fella"

by Matt ms December 17, 2011