A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”
A man who is fascinated by grass/nature, this can either be used as an insult, or a compliment. Never say "go touch grass" to these people, as they already do that
Man 1: ayo go touch some grass, Grass Man!
Man 2: I already touch it daily.
Man 1: oh no
When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.
The translated name for a studious, well-presented, crazy son-of-a-gun, chopstick lover that enJOYs a good ol' houdini.
"Have you seen dream grass today?"
"Dream grass is soooo cute"
"I just gave dream grass the best houdini of life"
Great grass is a term used that really means eat ass when you take away the gr for both words. It is mainly used as a code word.
Bruh, GREAT GRASS!
Ew bro that's disgusting!
The last amount of weed you have
Guy 1 "how much weed you have left"
Guy 2 "yeah that's my grass to last fella"