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This is a famous line that depicts someone who wants everything but, when they get it, they can’t handle it.
She be craven choke puppy for that man juice, but it turned out to be mandingo.
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After fucking your partner in the ass and filing them with your load, you try to stuff your balls in their pucker hole. It will be so slippery and tight it will be like trying to keep "two puppies in a tub".
With my goo seeping out of Rhonda's star fish, I tried to cram my balls inside of her. It was like trying to keep two puppies in a tub.
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This is what comes up in T9 texting if you attempt to type "lick your pussy". The phrase is now a double entendre.
Hey babe, when I get home I wanna kick your puppy.
I'd let you kick my puppy.
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(noun) A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused for a love sick puppy. They are quite similar..but to tell the difference you need to know what love and lust are. Lust is physical attraction and love is emotional attraction. But that still doesnt make sense.. So what is a love sick puppy? Someone who is so deeply in love/craving love that they ignore everything. That would make a lust sick puppy someone who craves lust and love(that may or may not derive from lust).
A lust sick puppy is sometimes confused with a whore.
OMG she is such a lust sick puppy.A swear..She is such a whore, they way she goes guy after guy looking for love.. And in the end the only thing they had in common was sex..
Hey it's not her fault.. She just wound up in a lot of bad relationships.
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When after eating a meal you become tired and want to lie down in the sun and take a nap like a fat puppy.
Uhhh! I just ate and now I have fat puppy syndrome!
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The distinct taste one gets from eating out a girl's love canal after she hasn't showered since the last leap year. Similar to normal puppy chow, this variety smells slightly of peanut butter and often leaves a white powedery residue on the lucky man's chin.
Man that girl's Scottish Puppy Chow is so tastey I wish I could put it in a bottle and sell it at the local bake-sale!
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This is the nickname that is given to the "Metal" music genre by those who appreciate real music instead of this false genre which can barely be referred to as "Music". It is given this name because the music itself is just as horrible as killing puppies.
People will often try to defend their so called "Music" in every possible way because they are too afraid to realise that it is not music, as their whole world of hating and suicidal behavior will have been wasted.
Emo: *Starts playing metal*
Normal Person 1: Dude what the hell is that noise?! My ears are bleeding!
Normal Person 2: Killing-Puppies-Music.
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