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When you desire to win the science Olympiad so bad that you let the judges creampie you and your sibling
Bro I was about to lose the science olympiad but then I just pulled a dirty Parker and it all worked out fine.
During anal sex between two men the giver finishes then pulls out and proceeds to “dock” onto the recipients penis head.
Bob was smashing my shithole last night and once he’d finished he grabbed my cock and latched on with an unexpected “Dirty Parker”.
The CEO of Herpes. WARNING Parker Roach contains nicotine, alcohol and dope.
Also defined as a man who's in love with Alexia Labelle.
Fun fact: Parker is a man with a lez haircut.
Person 1: Look it's Parker Roach
Person 2: I like ya cut G
He is a narcissist and feel bad for the things they do to people he has no morals. Boundaries, or respect, he is manipulative, and always acts like a victim, so people don't really see that he is just really desperate and pathetic
Pepper parker admitted to me that he was only hanging around me and my boyfriend because he enjoys being a homewrecker
A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.
Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.
axe parker is name of a guy who hits on his old friends
stop being an axe parker
Parker is a guy who loses his shoes. EVERY DAY. Obsessed with Top G