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a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
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The personality a person adopts for their Facebook profile, which may or may not be how they are in person.
Man that guy is annoying! All he does is bash Obama and talk about politics.
Oh, that's just his Facebook personality. He is totally fun to party with.
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An unlicensed pharmacist or drug dealer who does not like any communication - other than face-to-face communication - that involves terms associated with the commerce of illegal drugs.
This includes reference or mention of illegal drugs, terms, amounts, intentions, or other language that would likely arouse the suspicion of law enforcement officers, should they become aware of the communication.
CIA refers to the United States Central Intelligence Agency. It does not mean that the CIA person is afraid that the CIA is monitoring him. Rather, CIA is used to indicate law enforcement agencies and agents in general.
A CIA person will get upset if such language is used in text messages, phone calls, voice messages, or any other communication method aside from the direct, face-to-face type.
A CIA person must assume on some level that his communication methods are being monitored or will be checked by law enforcement, and used as evidence to prosecute him or her in court.
You know that new guy I'm getting my drugs from? He's a total CIA person. He really laid into me when I went to pick up this bag, since I'd sent him a text message asking him if I could come over to get that 8-ball and quarter sack.
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When you are fricking over confident and need all the clout so you can't shut your mouth
Polosiv is SOOOO much like a people person rn, innit?
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a person who is very adorable who you probably have a crush on. they smile and you smile with them cuz you cannot reject a special moment like this. I'd suggest going up to them and say "notice me Senpai". you also need to tell them you love them, and hug them close so they never leave your side. they mostly will blush if you tell them they are a cute person.
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When a girl/boy flirts with you big time but then they say you're just a friend to them.
Guy 1: "This girl totally clickbaited me man!"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "She kissed me, but when I asked if we can be together she told me we're too good of friends."
Guy 2: "She's Clickbait (person) man."
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